Calling Duty; Black ops new info!

Well, being the curious fool that I truly am, I actually read this steaming pile of boogers. I feel more frustrated and confused than the father of an unwanted pregnancy. Thanks a lot, Manager of Black Ops, for making my day worse than a new Nicholas Cage movie. 

I apologize for posting twice in a row but i just noticed this is posted under GOW 3 and that made me smile  

BlackOpsManager said:

I am the manager of Calling Duty: Black ops. 

I have some new info that I thought I would share with you, because I have been an avid trophy hunter since a long time ago. I don't like the other trophy sites, this community seems nicer and more better than others I have seen.

So, you guys are the first to hear about this.

Firstly there is a new mode. Similar to Nazing Zombies from Calling Duty: Worlds War, although there are no Zombies. In fact, there are no enemies at all. 

The aim is to walk around the whole map and touch every single pixel in the whole of a randomly chosen manyplayer map. Your player has no weapons, and you can choose your handicap level at the start of the game. The handicap adds no handicap to the game but it makes you look better on the leadingboards. 

The catch is that you cannot touch your controller. 'How does the game know that I'm touching?' you ask? Well, here's something new. We have created a new controller that  has sensors in it that tells the game if you are touching the controller.

'Well, I'll use telepathy' you say?

No you won't, Sonny Jim. It has sensors for that too.

Now, if you touch the controller in any way, it will delete all your trophies you have ever earned! But, if you complete the task, you get 5 bronze trophies and access to the Nazing Zomies Alpha or Gamma depending on your place of birth.

Yes, I did just announce the Nazing Zombies game, due for release just after Calling Duty: Black ops in summer of 2010. 

Also, because I like this site, we will send you a box of playing cards with my face on if you give me an address to send them to.

Thanks for reading. Tell me your thoughts! No naughty ones please.

no to be mean or anything but heres my address, “it's at the corner of get and map and f uck off” thanks doctor that was really mean to phil.

I dont know what to believe it seems prety real but i see a lot of spelling errors call “calling”.

***NO PROFANE LANGUAGE PLEASE*** u retard 😛

BlackOpsManager said:

I am the manager of Calling Duty: Black ops. 

I have some new info that I thought I would share with you, because I have been an avid trophy hunter since a long time ago. I don't like the other trophy sites, this community seems nicer and more better than others I have seen.

So, you guys are the first to hear about this.

Firstly there is a new mode. Similar to Nazing Zombies from Calling Duty: Worlds War, although there are no Zombies. In fact, there are no enemies at all. 

The aim is to walk around the whole map and touch every single pixel in the whole of a randomly chosen manyplayer map. Your player has no weapons, and you can choose your handicap level at the start of the game. The handicap adds no handicap to the game but it makes you look better on the leadingboards. 

The catch is that you cannot touch your controller. 'How does the game know that I'm touching?' you ask? Well, here's something new. We have created a new controller that  has sensors in it that tells the game if you are touching the controller.

'Well, I'll use telepathy' you say?

No you won't, Sonny Jim. It has sensors for that too.

Now, if you touch the controller in any way, it will delete all your trophies you have ever earned! But, if you complete the task, you get 5 bronze trophies and access to the Nazing Zomies Alpha or Gamma depending on your place of birth.

Yes, I did just announce the Nazing Zombies game, due for release just after Calling Duty: Black ops in summer of 2010. 

Also, because I like this site, we will send you a box of playing cards with my face on if you give me an address to send them to.

Thanks for reading. Tell me your thoughts! No naughty ones please.

Good to hear,can't wait. Are you related to Stealth Clown by any chance?

Very amusing. The playing cards sound excellent.

Antony19 you're hilarious, lol