I got on my trusty camel, and rode into the distance, heading west for 'Old Greg's place'. After two days of blood, sweat and tears, I reached a beautiful land; the sign on the entrance said…
and sure enough, massive spots grew on his face, so much so, that he couldn't see through them. I had saved the day, then the mayor of the beautiful land gave me a key to the city for my bravery. I wondered what I should use it 4…
Showed me his 'camels-toe'… Unfortunately though my excitement was cut short as it was just his foot… Suddenly Arnold Swarchenegger appeared and knocked my camel out, reenacting a scene from his film Conan, I…
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