Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Trophy Guide

Platinum: 1

Gold: 2

Silver: 9

 

Story line trophies:

It’s HAZARD TIME! (Bronze)

Start your first game. “Thanks for buying my game. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. –Sincerely, Matt Hazard”

Straight-A Student (Bronze)

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. “Like I had any choice…”

Complete the tutorial at the beginning of level one.

Disco is Dead (Bronze)

Defeat Sonny Tang. “Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!”

You’ll fight him midway through level one. It’s a simple button pressing sequence not an actual gun fight.

Stung (Bronze)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. “Your present ends now.”

Beat the 1^st level and a cut scene comes up where Hazard defeats Sniperscope.

Russian to the Finish (Bronze)

Defeat General Neutronov. “From Hazard, With Love.”

Neutronov is at the end of level 2.

Deja-Vu (Bronze)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. “Your present ends now. Again.”

This is at the end of level 3.

Housing Crisis (Bronze)

Escape from Dexter’s mansion. “I gotta get me a house like THAT!”

Beat level 4.

Tramm Ride (Silver)

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. “One-two shot right to the tentacles.”

Beat level 5.

Your Turn (Bronze)

Defeat Altos Tratus. “Forecast for the next level: no more clouds.”

Beat level 6.

Talk! (Bronze)

“What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy.”

Obtained by beating Altos Tratus.

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) (Silver)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. “I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!”

Beat level 7.

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands (Silver)

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. “Like I said…”

Beat the game

Meet Quentin. (Gold)

Meet Quentin. “DUDE!!!!!”

Beat the game

Multiplayer Master! (Bronze)

“What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…”

Beat the game

 

Combat Trophies:

Hands-On Approach (Bronze)

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. “I don’t need a stinkin’ gun to deal with YOU!”

Do this in the tutorial.

Eat FIST! (Bronze)

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. “In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife.”

Do this in either the tutorial or level one for an easy trophy. Just shoot an enemy a few times then melee them.

Feeling Punchy (Silver)

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. “Not as fast as shooting…but it sure is satisfying.”

Do this in the tutorial; it’s easiest to get there.

Headache (Bronze)

Score 20 headshots. “A shot in the head is worth two in the chest.”

Refer to Head of the Class.

Migraine (Bronze)

Score 50 headshots. “That’s using your head!”

Refer to Head of the Class.

Head of the Class (Silver)

Score 100 headshots. “Don’t lose your head! Oh…too late.”

In this game a shot to the head is actually worth about 4 to the chest so you’ll be aiming for the head at all times so you’ll get this trophy in no time.

Better Than One (Silver)

Score two headshots with one bullet. “Eat lead…both of you!”

Plink (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. “Frag you.”

Pull! (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. “That was a blast!”

Auto Dealer (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. “You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?”

Russian Attack (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. “They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun.”

Peekaboo…I Shot You! (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. “Zoom, pow! Right to the moon.”

Blind Luck (Bronze)

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. “Sorry. Didn’t see you standing there.”

Hide behind cover, move the aiming reticule at the enemy, and fire. Do not use the aim button.

Second Amendment (Bronze)

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. “The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason…”

One kill with each of these:

-.45 (only Useable on Level 1)
-9MM (Only useable on Level 1)
-Hazard Pistol
-Shotgun
-Sub-machinegun
-AK-47
-Sniper Rifle
-Mounted Sniper Rifle
-Water Pistol
-Water Sub-machinegun
-Magnum
-Plasma Rifle
-Energy Pistol
-Six Shooter
-Grenade Launcher

No Pain, No Gain (Bronze)

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. “That’s gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much.”

Use a grenade launcher to kill an enemy but make sure you’re close enough to get a bit of damage from the shot.

Just a Flesh Wound (Silver)

Complete a level without dying. “Eight million corpses in this level…and you’re not one of them.”

Do the 1^st level on easiest difficulty.

Head Cheese (Bronze)

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. “Nice shooting! But it’s not like you’re PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more.”

Meat Your Maker (Bronze)

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. “Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day.”

Draw (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. “Now all we need is the spaghetti…”

Bedlam Basher (Bronze)

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. “Good for you. Coward.”

This is one of the hardest trophies. Do this on level 2 when you 1^st encounter the bedlams. You can either shoot a bedlam in the shin or knee and try to run around them and hit them from behind or the way I find easier: wait till the bedlam hides behind that barrel and shoot him in the shoulder blade and melee him like this video shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nhtC1ZzljI

Dances With Guns (Bronze)

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. “Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?”

You CAN’T do this unless on easy. Don’t get near the bots just use good aiming and take out the enemies quick before they shoot too much.

Death Hazard (Bronze)

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. “Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?”

Use the hazard pistol and shoot all the zombies in the head in the tennis courts on level 4.

Pure Energy (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. “Blaster? I hardly know ‘er!”

Well, I Heard Them Scream (Bronze)

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. “Plasma Rifles–they’re not just for Space Marines anymore.”

Observe the Grenade (Bronze)

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. “Test the grenades: check!”

Probably the hardest trophy in the game. For anyone who doesn’t know the tester employees are the enemies who have health bars and look a lot like the space marines. There are 2 ways to do this; Either on the next to last level when you get off the elevator you’ll find a hazard pickup and 3 enemies, group them together and fire in the middle of them or you can do this on the last level when only tester employees spawn. This video shows how:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESTCaViLNo

 

Other Trophies:

Take 5. (Bronze)

Pause the game for the first time. “Hey…come back here and play!”

Say “No” to Pots (Bronze)

Shoot 30 potted plants. “Look at ‘em. Just sittin’ there, bein’ all green and stuff. They were askin’ for it!”

Do this at the beginning of level 2 in the 1^st room. Shoot the pots in the room I think there are 6 in the room, then, get killed. Do the same thing over until you get the trophy but don’t enter the 2^nd room while trying to get killed. When you enter that room you can’t go back to the 1^st room.

Fire Hazard (Bronze)

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. “Extinguishers. They’re not just for fires anymore.”

Shoot all the fire extinguishers in the kitchen of level one then die and do the same thing until you have this trophy.

Uncovered (Bronze)

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. “I know it’s a waste of ammo…but I LOVE that de-rez effect!”

The enemies will destroy 20 of the places you’re hiding behind before you beat the game so don’t bother trying to get this trophy. It’ll come to you.

Boom (Bronze)

Blow up 50 explosive objects. “Hey…I didn’t pay for ‘em. Why should I care?”

The last few levels of the game have a lot of explosives so just shoot anything that makes a boom.

Maxx Karnage (Bronze)

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. “Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name.”

On level 2 after 1^st encountering the bedlams there’s a room with a hazard pickup, just get the pickup then die until you get this trophy. You do not have to get the pickups in one playthrough.

Shield Master (Bronze)

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. “It’s not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!”

On level 4 after the tennis courts there is a shield pickup, get it, die, and do the process over and over until you have the trophy.

…Where Credit is Due (Silver)

Watch the credits from beginning to end. “Hey…aren’t they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?”

Hazard Avoider (Bronze)

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. “Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on ‘Easy!’”

Pseudo-Hazard (Silver)

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. “Well…at least you didn’t have it set to ‘Easy…’”

Hazard Master (Gold)

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. “You’ve done this before, haven’t you?”

This can be somewhat tough because this game is horribly made and it’s well known that you will randomly run out of cover without pushing the button to move out of cover so be patient and try not to fall asleep while playing this. There is a cheat that idk if it works, but it’s supposed to unlock maximum hazard from the beginning by putting it in. it’s Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right. Put it in at the difficulty select screen. I’d suggest using it if it works because this game is TERRIBLE and you don’t want to play through twice.

King of Hazard Land! (Platinum)

Earn all Trophies in the game. “You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)”

Congratulations you beat the worst game ever made.