Game: Let’s make up facts!
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April 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm #22847KILLER369Member
Doctor_Rock:
thx for th link but i looked him up on Wikipedia
April 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm #22848Doctor_RockMemberAh right. If you get Sky over there in the Valleys () his movies tend to be on Bravo around Christmas time.
Fact: The average penis length in Europe and the USA is 2 inches longer than the reader of this post.
Fact: The Weimaraner was originally bred by the Nazis for hunting ghosts.
Fact: He'll never give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.
April 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm #22854KILLER369MemberLooooL we do but i got free view (free TV with most of th sky channels)
fact: if U travel at precisely 90mph for 10 years you’l be 10 years younger.
fact: the average 747 will fly the distance of the whole universe in its lifetime
fact: my cat is a dog
April 3, 2009 at 6:36 pm #22856Doctor_RockMemberFact: Putting 'Fact:' in front of something makes it totally true.
Fact: On the internet, Men are men, women are men and children are the F.B.I (I know that's some comic's joke but it's still funny :D)
April 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm #22859gamer47MemberFact: The world always makes sense
Fact: 8 out of 6 people have difficulties with fractions
April 4, 2009 at 1:20 am #22868Ps3 FreakMemberFact: If a fly hits a car which is goin at 60mph its head will go through its own arse… (seriously)
Fact: If you are reading this post you are probely unaware that you have just wasted 10 seconds of your life doing so…
April 4, 2009 at 6:19 am #22881KILLER369Memberfact: if U spend 50 years of ur life traveling at 20 mph, then suddenly go 30 mph, you will become the oppsite sex
April 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm #22892Doctor_RockMemberFact: Orange juice is not made from oranges but in fact tangerines who want to be oranges very very badly.
April 4, 2009 at 8:38 pm #22915Ratchet525MemberFact: If an animal smiles at you, it doesnt show their happiness but it shows they have sharp teeth to bite your head off.
Fact: Bill Gates is Gay.
Fact: The Egyptians thought the brain circulated the blood and the heart controlled the thoughts.
April 4, 2009 at 8:46 pm #22916Ratchet525MemberFact: A gun doesnt kill you. But it sure helps.
Fact: Elephants are the only animals that cant jump.
Fact: A snail can sleep for 3 years.
Fact: The cigarette lighter was made before a match.
Fact: Butterflies taste with their feet.
April 4, 2009 at 8:51 pm #22917Ratchet525Memberchuck norris facts:
Fact: Chuck Norris can walk into Burger King and come out eating a Big Mac.
Fact: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
Fact: The great wall of China was made to keep Chuck Norris out. However it failed.
April 4, 2009 at 8:55 pm #22918Ratchet525MemberMore Chuck Norris Facts!
Fact: When Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fact: Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die so they can invade.
Fact: Chuck Norris once at a 72 oz steak in an hour. He did the waitress in the first 45 minutes.
Fact: Chuck Noriss got a perfect score on his SAT's, all he did was write Chuck Norris for every answer.
April 5, 2009 at 12:04 am #22928Doctor_RockMemberFact: Conspiracy theories are actually made up by Government officials to keep the whack-jobs off the real stories.
Fact: Bald is beautiful. *Ducks*
Fact: The shortest ever episode of Monster Garage featured Mr. T and the A-Team Van. Everybody went home after agreeing that the van couldn't possibly be made any cooler than it already was.
Fact: The term 'bat-shit insane' is actually recognised in the medical field as a proper diagnosis.
April 5, 2009 at 1:22 am #22935Ratchet525MemberFact: Colorful ducks are men.
Fact: If you touch the stem of poison oak or ivy you'll still get the poison.
April 5, 2009 at 1:35 am #22940parnakasMemberFact: For every 1 person you dont kill, Chuck Norris kills 5
Fact: Mr.T's penis has a mohawk.
Fact: 360 is the greatest system of all time……. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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