Just finished watching 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans'.
Absolute mush. It takes a special kind of director to have vampires and werewolves hacking the crap out of each other feel boring.
Apart from Bill Nighy the acting was grade A(rse) with most of the supporting cast coming across as characters from some sh*tty children's show. The script was as melodramatic as it was predictable and more than once I felt the actors were actually just taking the piss.
The CG was laughable and seemed created only to abuse my TV. One notable scene has a horde of Lycans running across a field and the animation behind the movement is truly pathetic. It looks so stilted you can't help but feel they left most of the frames out.
If I was being uncharacteristically generous I'd give this film two stars. But only after I'd dipped one of them in poo…
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