Random Questions (Humour)
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May 7, 2009 at 8:54 pm #14063gamer47Member
Post as you think of things. This thread isn't intended to be serious.. all just for laughs and good fun
– If something “goes without saying” … then why do people still say it?
– If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
– Why do you say you need to go “back and forth” from one place to another? Don't you have to go forth before you can turn back?
– Why do you get in trouble for standing in the doorway of an emergency exit? If there was an emergency, don't they think you would run out of the building as well?
– Why do companies offer “free gifts?” Since when is a gift not free?
– If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
– If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton and reports it, would they get the reward?
– Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
– Why did Mary have a little lamb?
– Why are funny jokes called “knee slappers”? You actually slap your thigh.
– How come you have to pay extra to add something to your food but they never deduct the price if you get something taken off?
– If your name's Mr. Crunch and you joined the Navy would you eventually become Captain Crunch?
May 7, 2009 at 9:41 pm #24787P0kennyMember-What colour would a smurf turn if it is stangled?
-Why is abbreviated such a long word?
May 7, 2009 at 9:57 pm #24789shadeblackParticipantumm would it be okay if i answered them all? lol.
May 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm #24790Atomic-GMemberwhy do people say “its always at the last place you look” i mean who carries on looking once they found it
where did the first person to milk a cow get the idea to pull the 4 things that dangle under a cow
May 7, 2009 at 11:33 pm #24806kingofgames73MemberWhy is it if someone tells you theres a billion stars in space you will believe them but if a someone says the wall has wet paint you have to check?
If people from Poland are called Poles why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?
What does condom actually mean? (or what is it`s origin then)
Why is it everyone driving faster than you is a idiot whilst everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If a kid refuses to have a nap, is he resisting a rest?
How can something be `new` and `improved`, if it is new what is it improving?
In libraries is the bible or the ko-rah in fiction or non-fiction section?
Is it appropiate at a funeral to say `good mourning`?
Why is there a light in the fridge not freezer?
Was jesus a virgin?
If there was a plane with 1,000 seagulls in it each weighing 2 pounds each but all were flying and not touching the floor of the plane would that plane `feel` the weight of 2,000 pounds?May 7, 2009 at 11:42 pm #24808KILLER369Memberdo you like mustard?
May 7, 2009 at 11:45 pm #24810NodanodMemberSum of these r quality, my new msn names Keep em' comin pls
May 7, 2009 at 11:46 pm #24811kingofgames73MemberNot a very good question…..at least include what type eg english, french, heinz, the one that make you want to throw up. 🙂
May 8, 2009 at 12:43 am #24812gamer47Memberkingofgames73 said:
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If a kid refuses to have a nap, is he resisting a rest?
How can something be `new` and `improved`, if it is new what is it improving?
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If there was a plane with 1,000 seagulls in it each weighing 2 pounds each but all were flying and not touching the floor of the plane would that plane `feel` the weight of 2,000 pounds?
The kid one made me lol
The next one, i agree with.. whats up with that?
The last one was actually tested on a smaller scale on a show called Mythbusters. Unfortunately I don't remember the end result and am now very curious 🙁
Solid, keep it up!
May 8, 2009 at 12:55 am #24813gamer47Member– Why do we say “an alarm is going off!” when the alarm is really going on?
– If conjoined twins participate in sports… do they count as two players or one?
– Do cows have calf muscles?
– Can someone be down-to-earth and have their head in the clouds at the same time?
– Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
– Why is it you have to turn some products upside down to read the directions, when the directions say not to turn the product upside down?
– The expression “don't quit your day job” … well what if that person only works nights?
– Why aren't safety pins as safe as the name suggests?
– Can bald men get lice?
– Are there girl's restrooms in male gay bars?
– Can you be cornered in a round room?
– Is it possible to slam a revolving door?
– Did Noah have woodpeckers in the Ark? If he did… where did he keep them?
– Why are small chocolate bars “fun sizes”… wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big chocolate bar?
– Do the security members of airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
May 8, 2009 at 1:10 am #24814KILLER369Memberthe guy who eat the first chicken egg…. wat made him think heed like sumthn tht came out of a chickens bottom?
how do we know theres no oxygen in space?
May 8, 2009 at 4:40 am #24824HypnosisMemberWhy do we park vehicles on a driveway and drive vehicles on a parkway?
May 8, 2009 at 4:41 am #24825HypnosisMemberCan a homeless child get homework from school?
May 8, 2009 at 4:44 am #24826Yakumo89MemberWhere would a compass point towards if you are on the North Pole?
Is there such a thing as “Idiot-Proof”?
What conviniced a human to drink from a cow's udders for the first time?
May 8, 2009 at 7:24 am #24828Ratchet525Memberif two negatives make a possitive then why dont two wrongs make a right?
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