Restaurant Health Inspector: After you discover your favorite restaurant has roaches in the restroom, how do you cope?
High School Guidance Counselor: Not only would you have to sit through sessions with confused high school kids reeking of reefer, but you would have to deal with over zealous parents
Brittany Spears’ Publicist: You are working over time these days.
Barnyard Masturbator: Read that slowly, let the images drip through your little brain. No details are needed for this job other than to mention that horses kick at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.
Roofer: One wrong step and buh-bye.
Porno Theater Janitor: yeah…..Cum clean ups? I dont think so!!
Grocery Store Sample Giver: You are deli-tray police. There is nothing more unofficial than that.
Disneyworld Mascot: If you like being punched or kicked in the crotch by people less than 4 foot 11 inches, perhaps you would enjoy this
Personal trainer: You can’t even motivate yourself to run everyday, much-less a stubborn Twinkie-connoisseur.
24 Hour Convenience Store Clerk: Inevitably, you will be held up at gun point. On the bright side, you may end up on cops
Mime: No one likes mimes. You will be loathed, perhaps even hunted.
Body Guard for a Rap Artist: Wear a bullet proof vest
Wise Guy in the Mob: One slip of the lip and you will be sleeping with the fishies.
Bar Waitress: Imagine drunk, stinky guys professing their love for you while groping your assets, not to mention the crappy tips.
“Hot Zone” Investigator: So, a disease or virus is spreading through a community, let’s say something like Ebola. And you’re the lucky guy or gal who gets to waltz in and check everything out. Wash your hands when you’re done.
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