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May 1, 2009 at 4:48 am in reply to: Killzone 2 tournament #24261

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I mean i am good,but i dont think i am Mlg league good………yet .

maybe close though. 90% of the time i am in the top 3 when I play games online.I always seem to get put on the losing team though lol. Like last game I played. I came in first and had 3x as many kills as the 2nd place person on my team and nearly double the kills of the 1st place person on the other team. I had more kills than 2nd,3rd,4th,5th place combined on my team. Well as you can probably tell, we lost that game lol. So I dont know if i am really good at the game or I just get put in with people that are not so good =\. Seems to happen alot though.I m the general of the army rank so I know I am in with people that are at least high rank too.

Would be cool to win though. Prizes are valued at over 60k. Champions win over 9k in prices each for the 4 man team. Including real Helghast suits ^^

also exclusive dlc for some of the winners also.

May 1, 2009 at 12:56 am in reply to: Jokes #24255

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Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget

May 1, 2009 at 12:18 am in reply to: Jokes #24254

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course my child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and its over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
The priest answered: “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,but which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go head, Father.” “Next!”

May 1, 2009 at 12:07 am in reply to: Jokes #24253

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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his
desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your mom!” she said.
“I did,” he said, '”And she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.”

April 30, 2009 at 10:17 pm in reply to: killzone dlc #24235

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Whats the hold up? lol I just went onto the Uk store and they have both the Killzone2 dlc and the paradise city cops and robbers pack available. Niether are on us store yet

April 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm in reply to: Nfs Trophies #24231

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i would like to see the trophy list just out of curiosity, As I agree with Kingofgames that the franchise has slipped away from its goodness lol

April 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm in reply to: killzone dlc #24214

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When will the map pack hit us store? I am getting anxious lol. I need to pop some heads with a shotty on some new maps lol.

April 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm in reply to: Sharing Account Details #24207

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Some pwople never learn =\. Some people get blinded by the temptation of getting free stuff lol.

April 30, 2009 at 2:56 pm in reply to: MAG BETA? #24189

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This isnt really about the MAG beta but i found some more info on the game if anyone interested

http://www.gamespot.com/events/sony09/story.html?sid=6208788&tag=nl.e576

also has some screenies and a video with the creators talking about the game and showing some gameplay

April 30, 2009 at 5:29 am in reply to: Whatcha doing on the weekend? #24174

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I will be playing Killzone 2 dlc. Maybe go see Wolverine

April 30, 2009 at 5:26 am in reply to: Calling All Warhawkers! #24173

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I would be careful trying to boost for trophies on this game. It might be a rumor,but i read somewhere that they have people randomly looking into games to see if its being done. It said if they catch you boosting they will reset your stats.

April 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm in reply to: Fight my Brute! #24125

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Touche my friend

April 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm in reply to: Fight my Brute! #24109

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Wow thats kinda cool. I just checked my main guy again and he is level 3 now and has a dog that fights with him.

April 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm in reply to: Fight my Brute! #24108

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This game is kinda addicting lol. I made a few more characters just to see what other specialties or weapons I could get with them. I noticed something also. Admin maybe you could shed some light on why this is. On the guys I created I only got experience for 1 of them. I noticed on yours you got experience for all the pupils that joined under you. Do you know why that would be? I dont really care that I didnt get xp from them as they were just random characters to see some different things, I was just curious as to why that would happen lol.

April 29, 2009 at 5:57 pm in reply to: Fight my Brute! #24105

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You mean the appearance? you are able to change appearance and colors with the 2 tabs under you character.
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