monkeymoobs

I have heard of the futueheads and the charlatans but they ain't really what i'm into

Currently Playing : MW2 and Uncharted 2

Want: Fallout New Vegas, COD BO, Gran Turismo 5 and Dead Rising 2

Platinums: Burnout Paradise, COD W@W, Uncharted (both), Fallout 3, DiRT 2, MW2, Mini Ninjas, SAW, WWE LOW, Terminator Salvation, The Godfather 2, Assassins Creed 2, Dantes Inferno, Red Dead Redemption

If i'm not wrong the guy wearing the backpack must be dead I can't see any green on his meter

cos it only works if your a geordie lol nah i'm kidding but seriously ratchet I haven't had any problems like that with COD neither have any of my friends or even people I don't like on PS3 or 360 either your PS3 is screwed or your just trying to wind up knoxie and it seems to me  your succeeding.

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scottwiz5775 said:

parnakas said:

scottwiz5775 said:

did you just says that? sorcerer's apprentice looks awesome and so is every other film he is in. wow im glas ratchet never talk about you when he talks to me.

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Nicholas Cage sucks. 

Get at me. 

And you talk to Ratchet? Oh your sooooo cool  jk ratchet.

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they were friends online, and why are you try to start something i don't fight with people im here to make friends not be a dick.

parnakas isn't a dick he was just stating his opinion bluntly.

kingofgames73 said:

Post edited 9:15 pm – 07/22/2010 by kingofgames73

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monkeymoobs said:

FFS don't bring back the whole U2 vs MW2 bullshit unless you make some funny insults this time.

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someone call?

well there's not much i can joke about on U2 im afraid, just google some quotes, so on with the MW2 jokes, try and make light heart of the topic as apposed to fall in to the pit of U2 Vs MW2 vs The World;

Some people said MW2 is unrealistic, well the americans are trying to capture and kill two britains, the britains are trying to save world, and the french are nowhere to be seen and also when the americans are attacked they retreat to fast food restaurant ! sounds realistic to me!

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My girlfriend says i play too much CoD, i disagree, all i did was dive behind the bed after sex and shout `COVER ME, I'M RELOADING”

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These CoD fanboys think they have it tough when getting shot on a 24 killstreak, they've clearly never beaten MGS4 having being 1 minute over the time for the Big Boss emblem.

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getting a nuke on MW2 was the most amazing achievement in my life, much better than passionate sex!

Probably

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This CoD:Ginger Edition rocks! but where's the MP?

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My friend locked himself in the room and hasnt came out since, i thought he had OCD, turns out he just has CoD

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I'm returning my CoD:French Edition, today, everytime i put it in a white screen is shown and the disc is fired out

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just bought CoD today, i don't see waht all the fuss is about tbh, tastes the same as any other fish

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OH FFS! this ash cloud in Iceland is really starting to p**s me off! i can't even call in an AC130

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new one i thought up of

And now it's time for the MW2 national anthem, Cat Stevens-I'm gonna get me a gun,

“I'm gonna get me a gun, oh im ***Host migration…1….2…..3…..connecting to new host….Sending blocks…..request failed….returning to main menu***

Lets see if any of those enlighten a few people…

lol thats what I wanna see

BlackOpsManager said:

I am the manager of Calling Duty: Black ops. 

I have some new info that I thought I would share with you, because I have been an avid trophy hunter since a long time ago. I don't like the other trophy sites, this community seems nicer and more better than others I have seen.

So, you guys are the first to hear about this.

Firstly there is a new mode. Similar to Nazing Zombies from Calling Duty: Worlds War, although there are no Zombies. In fact, there are no enemies at all. 

The aim is to walk around the whole map and touch every single pixel in the whole of a randomly chosen manyplayer map. Your player has no weapons, and you can choose your handicap level at the start of the game. The handicap adds no handicap to the game but it makes you look better on the leadingboards. 

The catch is that you cannot touch your controller. 'How does the game know that I'm touching?' you ask? Well, here's something new. We have created a new controller that  has sensors in it that tells the game if you are touching the controller.

'Well, I'll use telepathy' you say?

No you won't, Sonny Jim. It has sensors for that too.

Now, if you touch the controller in any way, it will delete all your trophies you have ever earned! But, if you complete the task, you get 5 bronze trophies and access to the Nazing Zomies Alpha or Gamma depending on your place of birth.

Yes, I did just announce the Nazing Zombies game, due for release just after Calling Duty: Black ops in summer of 2010. 

Also, because I like this site, we will send you a box of playing cards with my face on if you give me an address to send them to.

Thanks for reading. Tell me your thoughts! No naughty ones please.

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