PAIN Trophies
PAIN is much more than a game, it is a creative, user-driven comedic experience that presents players with the unique opportunity to control and capture the irreverent style of humor found in slapstick movies and online video clips. The game boldly tackles a rarely explored area of video-gaming: comedy.
Trophies:
Dude Abides
Use “The Dude” to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
D-Town Destruction
Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath
Pain in the Park
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours
Combo Mambo
Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition
Horsin’ a Clown
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
Glutton
Make 30 “Eat It!” shots in “Call da Shot”
Constipated
Get 100 Strikes in Bowling
Pain and Mane
Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse
Attention Spam
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
Grenade-a-Maid
Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character
Harder Dick’s Balls
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
Rodeo Clown
Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
Ninja pwn
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode
2 Mill Club
Get “Pain in the Park” and “D-Town Destruction”
Trill
Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters
King of Pain
Get All Downtown Trophies plus Trill and Grenade-a-Maid
Affliction Addiction
Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown
Extra DLC Trophies:
Gettin’ Hoff
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
Street Rider
Use any Street Fighter® character to travel 2 miles while grabbing a vehicle
Buzzmonkey
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
Helmet PI
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
Camera Boom
Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
Glass Lass
Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
Blockbuster
Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
Sore Spots DLC Trophies
Sore Spotting
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the Sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Secret Santa
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
Handy-capped
Complete Mad Science! PAINFUL without grabbing
Lo Touch
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
Everyone’s a Winner
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
It’s Full of Cars
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
Museum DLC Trophies:
Bone Smoker
Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times.
Butter Mousetrap
Mousetrap into the toaster in the stifstonian without hitting the ground.
MILF All Knight Long
Complete mummy i’d like to fling without resetting.
Potty Time
Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up the stinker status in one run in the stiffstonian.
Monkey-On-Monkey
Earn gold in museum spank normal, hard and painful with Ivan Tojakov.
Zoom Raider
Travel through all the secret passages in one run in stiffstonian, knight at the museum and fun with explosives single player (any difficulty).
Alpine Ski Lodge DLC Trophies
Tub Girl
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village
Snow Blown
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run
Ice Breaker
Break all the ice blocks in one run
Snow Ride
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village
Santa’s Package
Bomb Granny with a Throw Present
12 Days of Crispness
Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives
I hear this game gets boring really quickly. I’m just wondering if anyone recommends picking it up while its 4.99 (summer special)
i had it and ur right it gets boring quickly there is only 1 map and the game modes r boring so in short its quite bad
Its great if you have a few mates over playing multiplayer imo
I heard rumors that the trophy system on this will be released the same day as the Amusement park update, and i have heard people say that most of the requirements will be the same as the TROPHY system inside the game PAIN
do u guys know when this title will get the update ????
The Amusement park update will be coming this SUMMER, so it will come out in August 7 , 14 , 21 , or 28.
These are the dates when you should check your PAIN game, or just look at the PSN store and look for the Amusment park Add-On
Amusement Park update and trophies are coming 9-4-2008.
The trophies got delayed for difficultly reasons go to the pain website for full details!
http://pain.us.playstation.com/post/2008/09/That-5th-C%e2%80%a6Community.aspx
Most likely coming out next week instead!
Trophies are FINALLY out! Amusementpark is so much fun!!
hey for the Gold trophy “king of PAIN” does it mean like in game trophies or xmb trophies??? and if it does mean in game trophies do i have to delete my pain memory so i can re get them???
and how do you get a bullseye in mime toss???
Harder Dick’s Balls
Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
w/o????
pain trophies R crap
Harder dick’s balls is impossible!! Some help movies such as the Super Stardust HD ones would be nice!
most of the trophies dont make any sense!? like 2,000,000 score is that in total or just in one go!? and how do u open new levels?!??
2 000 000 is in one go, and that ain’t hard at all.. Opening up new levels is explained on many website, try to goole it or just watch some vids on youtube.
There are movies on youtube that help with Harder Dick’s Balls. I used them to help me get the trophy.
i got harder dicks balls wasnt easy at all!!! only got 3 trophies left!
there impossible
pain sux
this game is kinda fun but these trophies are impossible
trophies are way to hard i couldnt get 1
been trying to get some of these recently after having the game for a long time (free dload with mgs4 bundle ps3). only have the 4 that are “easier” ie. 100 games of horse, 100 strikes. these are damn hard to get even after watching youtube videos! having most problems with scoring, i can only get up to 900,000 or so. i think i have a repetitive stress injury in my wrist from tapping X so much to get the 100 games of horse! geez
More trophies coming with new environment !!!
people saying the trophies are impossible aren’t getting the brilliance of such difficult trophies in a game called PAIN
that said i have only been able to get pain in the park… i have only once managed to hit 2million in paindemonium once… and i’ve gotten close but always fall short in aftermath
the street rider trophy has been taken out as street fighter characters are now not available due to legal issues
lol nubey question here what does dlc mean
“dlc” means down loaded content
dnt kno wht 2 do
THis game is a pain in the A$$
this game is only fun while im drunk. therefore – I will most likely never earn a single trophy, since they are difficult sober, and I don’t feel I would get any satisfaction from trying.
The game is challenging, which I like…but obtaining 100% is next to impossible, reason being for me would be getting the in game platinum trophy on the mini games.
the new DLC is brillliant! the trophies are easy though. compared to the earlier ones…
I have found that the easiest way to get a high score is too only use the first two “O’s” in your OOCH meter. It refills a lot quicker. I think the newer trophies are REALLY easy and the older ones are REALLY hard. Like Snarez said, it is really freaking hard to get into the Platinum Club to get all of the trophies. I have gotten most of them but a few I have just given up on. Someone asked how to get a bullseye on Mime Toss? The mime has to go directly through the middle of the glass without touching the ground or anything else. If you are going for Trill Trophy try reseting before they go through the glass if it is not dead center.
the 3 bronzes in the sore spots pack are actually easy to get compared to the others
I hate this game.
Me too… SUCXXXX…
I’ve had this game nearly a year. Picked it up for half price during last summer’s PSN sale. The thrill was gone pretty quickly with this game. Tough as hail trophies didn’t add to the allure, and at this point, rumors of “easier” trophies with the “fun” DLC aren’t enough to shell out more good money after bad.
I just got the Sore Spots trophy check out Deadfishcafe on youtube if you want to see how to score the alien artifacts in the gym levels. I will admit this game is not for everyone, but I find myself coming back and playing it every so often.
only get this if you care for the trophies, which by the way are the hardest to get EVER! you won’t have fun, but at least in the end you will be left with the trophies.
I recommend you don’t get it, it is really boring
I agree… I bought it but took it back the next day… It was so easy
this is brilliant! news
easy? pain is probably the hardest trophy game there is….
You bought a downloadable PSN game and returned it Deadpool?
Harder dicks balls was easy, 1st trophy i got for pain. Just kept on tryin. Gonna re-download it now
@TheDeadpool
its so easy you took it back , hmm reli
@Deadfish
he must have got the european blu-ray version of pain
every1 saying PAIN is boring , i guess thats your opinion , and every1 has different opinions , i love PAIN i play it alot but still play many other games , i have every trophy apart from 2 and i now have unlocked every platinum club & im within the top 10 on 4 or 5 of the leaderboards , and hey im just a teenager , soo i guess every1’s opinion is different , each to there own
yes the trophies are hard , but its challenging , and im the type of person who loves challenges
@ladeluff
no tits hardest game with a reward system trophy s and achievements
PAIN is great i bought the disk i love it ive got 85% on it and i cant wait for museum and does any1 recommend and games with easy platinums
terminator salvation 4 hr plat